If that is ludacris, then what is this? O.o

There are many things wrong in the world... then there is the land of Stones. We all know the land of stones... I visit it every day. No wait. Every hour... In the land of stones, the national activity is stoning. No surprise, considering that if you lived in a land of stones, stoning would only be the right thing a stone should rightfully do. Anyhow, I have always wondered how people can consider stoning as boring. How can a state when you dont feel, think, or even look dumb be boring, when you practically dont know what's happening... Them noobs who cant stone well try to degrade those of us who can actually space out and do it well... To think they call it "dumbness", "lack of mental capacity"... or the worse - "Rahger".... XD Mugging is fun im sure... But for now I think ill stick to my pet rock.