Drunk boxing, Drunk sword, Drunk stick.

Hmmm... Went to watch some shaolin stuff today. The only thing which looked good were the qigong stunts. The choreography was quite bad. But yeh, there were the high points and the low points. And there was the guy with the iron abs. (I dont think I can withstand 10 people ramming me with a log.) Anyhow. I forgot to mention that the commentator had a knack for pronouncing everything way wrong. Take for example. Iron belly as Eyeron Behlei... Anyhow, if you shut off her voice, it sort of helped. Except that you wouldnt know what was happening.
Heh. Anyway, what is the definition of drunk? I mean, we should know, considering that everyone has drunk before. How could you consume water without drunking it? Anyway. A stereotypical drunk is someone who wobbles along and has a lack of hand-eye coordination, or beerbottle-mouth coordination, as can be seen in how more beer appears to be flowing onto the guy's shirt rather than into his mouth. Anyway, if that was true, how could drunken fighting happen. No, not bar brawls or tavern tussels, but how does drunken fighting happen, especially if you cant tell a guy's eyes from his nuts. Hmm. So what do pandas have to do with ale? Hm. The only explaination I can think of is pandas look like they have permanent hangovers. Its either that or people with hangovers have permanent pandas. That cant be right. Today isnt a very illogical day for me to blog, thus rendering this post extremely unillogical. Ahh well. Finally, ending with my quote from some famous guy: "Under the belt is not unethical when you cant locate it."