What you can learn from tom yum.

Heh. You dont know what you can learn from food until its on you. Hmmm.. lets say you buy an average 1.50 bowl of yom yam. relatively average. BUT. not so averagely, someone spills it completely all over your berms. You now got greasy trousers, and your wallet has been sapped of 79 cents - plus minus those bamboo like things and ginger like things -. Hmm. Well, i was either very tired, stupid, or patient at that time (I choose the latter of the latter.), and didnt really complain much. Verbally that is. Uh. yeah. Well, now with greasy pants which smell as if Tom had a nasty little accident, and Yum hardly being the taste of my food anymore, as well as two tuitions ahead, I could either postpone my tuition, go to tuition and sleep, pon tuition, or just commit suicide. Well, im sure you would be happy if i did commit suicide, but i thought against it. Not very healthy commiting suicide is. Creates a stain on the floor too. Especially if you chose too high a building. Hm. So i guess i went for tuition, considering how ethical i am. Met some peeps, talked some stuff, and generally forgot about the greasy pants. Not. Well, it is true that dry and smelly pants beat greasy smelly and colourful pants hands down, but having a general fear of touching under your belt can cause much discomfort. Hm... at least tom yum isnt irrtitating to the skin, or i would be looking slightly queer at tuition. Yes. Now with 1 hour left to my next tuition, and half of my tuition work left, I think i should get to the point. What IS the lesson you can learn from tom yum? Well. If you think eating with your pants is hard, try wearing pants with your mouth. Didnt make sense? Wasnt supposed to. But seriously. Tom yum does wonders for shaping ones attitude to life. Somewhat. Well. Considering that Ive just devote 15 minutes of my life, and about 300 words worth of nonsense about your average Thai dish, Ill conclude with some famous guy's words: "Food generally tastes better if its in your mouth." Chows.