Chieksns Flu

We all know Singapore was once affected by something much worse than the common flu. An uncommon flu by the name of the bird flu, or more affectionately known as chicken flu, or even more affectionately - as affectionate as i am to my doorknob - known as chieksns flu. It went from unnoticed to uncommon to understood to unnerving to underground. Yup. Of no relation whatsoever, the government has "secretly" dumped thousands and thousands of eggs underground. They claim that the eggs were spoilt, rotten, not eatable. But we all know how sneaky the government is, and that it was all a ploy. A ploy to reduce the cholesterol level in Singapore. What sneaky bastards.
Think casino. Think Singapore. Think jackpot. Think jackass. See the relationship? actually. I dont. But yes, we all disagree that a casino is a good idea. Most believe so because of the social harm it would bring to Singapore, but I think most people I know think so cos they're underaged. You cant escape the truth can you? xD
Well. This post has been heading to the town in the far east by the name of nowhere. "Get the post started!" You say. Well, It already has. And everthing that has a beginning, has an end. Everything that has an end, has an ass. Everything that has an ass, probably is one. xD In the words of some famous guy: "You say it best, when you say nothing at all." I say, You think best when you're thinking of nothing at all. Cheers to a whole new realm of mindless-banter. Just when you thought you had enough...