Water Treat-y

Does no one ever realise how nice tap water tastes? I mean... alll those bottled shit are so full of decomposed plastic that it hust tastes wrong. Think about it. How many trees died to provide for you that one bottle of so called fresh water?? One is better off drinking tap water...i mean.. tap water has... floride! good for teeth, no need to use toothpaste. And then there's.... Chlorine! Good for swimming pools... And then theres.... brown specks! Good for... your filter. But yes. It IS more natural to just drink it straigth from teh tap. I mean.. what's the worst that there is in them pipes, there's no 4 eyed creatures with seven legs... Except maybe for a cockroach with specs, a prosthetic leg and an oxygen tank. However, that is highly unlikely. I hope. Anyhow, I reckon that if people dont die that horrible a death from swimming lessons in school, drinking tap water should be fine. Except that there's less chlorine. =