Chinese Ideaology

Well. I was standing around in the MRT, when I saw this guy who refused to sit down, due to the fact that the chair was warm. O.o As usual, because I didnt get what the hell why, I went into banter mode and began my theory. And this is how it goes.

Cold has the potential for positive energy. Heat on the other hand, produces negative energy. The human body has neutral energy, and is energy is absorbed by many ways. One of the ways we gain energy is through heat and cold. When someone sits on your chair, the potential difference for negative energy is most of the time higher on your end, as you just came from the outside. // This explains why you feel tired if you go out into the heat more. You gain much negative energy and lose much positive energy. // Like water, energy travels from an area of high energy to low energy. So your high negative energy would be transferred to the chair, thus causing people to dislike sitting on warm chairs, as the negative energy might be transferred to them. Extreme amounts of heat of coldness on the other hand, produces and opposite effect. For example, Eskimos are full of energy, and its definately not due to the seal fat. That's what they try to make you believe, then they poach seals and sell their fat. Sick thought. Anyway, and then there are saunas. Saunas are loved world-wide for their healing and fat-reducing properties. This is due to the fact that there is so much negative energy, that it becomes positive energy. Kinda like how too much pressure turns black coal into sexy diamond. Therefore, I have now garnered enough information to say - I don't mind sitting, as long as the guy's done his shitting.