The Minority Report of the Sneaky Taxi People

Lol... The Minority report of the Taxi people are seriously sneaky. As in. They act dumb, by asking you repeatedly if you want to turn left or right when there obviously is no turning to the right, then they uhh.. miss your turning, so that you go one round, then they give you a 30 cents discount, while they pocket the other 50. And then... With the nice TVs, no one can be bothered to look where they are going, or even if they leave stuff behind. So you end up leaving your phone, wallet, bag, or even forget to get off the taxi. O.o And then there are those who claim to charge you for ERP, GST, ECP, AYE, and add an extra buck to your fare, and then grin at you. O well.. It's also dumb how they put the "Dont forget to take ur stuff" signs on the seatbelt. So you buckle up, remember to take your stuff, then start watching TV media, And then, you reach your stop. You quickly unbuckle your seatbelt while looking at your wallet at the same time. The sneaky minority taxi people did a report on this, and found out that at this time, you wll not be paying attention to the small "remember to take your stuff" signs, and then go off, leaving your stuff all neatly tucked under the chair. Damn.
Anyhow... Then there are also those other sneaky taxi drivers who put up a red hired sign, even when there is no one in their taxi. Most of the time its all a haox, and normally a wave, smile, and a raising of a coffee cup does wonders to how quickyl the driver stops for you.