Of bath towels and the smell of victory - or colgate at least.

Towels are as integral to our lives as toilet paper. It just so happened that I got unlucky. Towels were disigned for a purpose - to dry things. Well, not unless you get a towel which spreads water and magically adds to the amount of water there is. I shall call these towels "Made in China". Eheh.... no really. The worst part is that the towel's more expensive than toilet paper. What a rip-off.
And then you have bath soap. First of all, you get a nice green looking bath soap which says "Refreshing Mint scented" on the label. You tend to believe them. Until you use it at least. You go in smelling like sweat and bad potatoes, and you come out smelling like you had a bad bout with a tube of colgate. Might not be a bad thing though, considering that you could use that to cure yourself of mosquito bites. On the other hand, people start looking at you funny and asking if you have any toothbrushes to sell as well.