FAQs
Q: Why did you create a post related to this topic?
A: To answer the Frequently Asked Questions of my adoring public.
Q: Why are you 2'2"?
A: Have you ever seen me without stilts?
Q: Why do you waste your time blogging?
A: It's for the entertainment of my fans.
Q: Who ARE your fans?
A: www.2footfans.com And no, it's not a furniture shop.
Q: Can I have an autograph?
A: Yeah, but you'll need to get in line.
Q: What do you think about the political development of Singapore which will directly or indirectly affect your life in one way or another?
A: Uhh... World Peace?
Q: If you could choose between a million bucks and relatives, which would you choose?
A: The million bucks. The more money you have the more relatives you have.
Q: You're a weird person. Do you not realise that?
A: I do, and I enjoy it.
Q: Why are you so corny?
A: The price of eggs has risen lately.
Q: Why do you not like SJAB?
A: It's a UYO. Anyone who likes UYO should be recommended to me, so that I could recommend him for psychiatric help...
Q: What's the capital of Indonesia?
A: Penang. Duh.
Q: What's wrong with my TV?? It has been taken over by SPORTS!!!
A: No. That's just the Olympics.
Q: What do you do in your free time?
A: Nothing much. Otherwise it wouldn't be free time any more would it.
Q: What is your biggest fear in life?
A: Not growing any taller.
Q: Why do you not like Maths?
A: It's a love-hate relationship. I hate loving it.
Q: Does that apply for Chinese too?
A: It would, but we got Ng Teck Seng... Woot.
Q: This is wasting my time
A: That's not really a question...
Q: Are you trying to keep us stuck here by speaking absolute rubbish?
A: Well, techniacally, if you consider it from all angles, all points of views and using good thinking skills.... Yes?
Q: Will you have more of these uhh.. FAQs?
A: If I get any Questions which are Frequently Asked, I don't see why not.
Q: What closing statement will you have today?
A: Goodbye Mr Anderson.
A: To answer the Frequently Asked Questions of my adoring public.
Q: Why are you 2'2"?
A: Have you ever seen me without stilts?
Q: Why do you waste your time blogging?
A: It's for the entertainment of my fans.
Q: Who ARE your fans?
A: www.2footfans.com And no, it's not a furniture shop.
Q: Can I have an autograph?
A: Yeah, but you'll need to get in line.
Q: What do you think about the political development of Singapore which will directly or indirectly affect your life in one way or another?
A: Uhh... World Peace?
Q: If you could choose between a million bucks and relatives, which would you choose?
A: The million bucks. The more money you have the more relatives you have.
Q: You're a weird person. Do you not realise that?
A: I do, and I enjoy it.
Q: Why are you so corny?
A: The price of eggs has risen lately.
Q: Why do you not like SJAB?
A: It's a UYO. Anyone who likes UYO should be recommended to me, so that I could recommend him for psychiatric help...
Q: What's the capital of Indonesia?
A: Penang. Duh.
Q: What's wrong with my TV?? It has been taken over by SPORTS!!!
A: No. That's just the Olympics.
Q: What do you do in your free time?
A: Nothing much. Otherwise it wouldn't be free time any more would it.
Q: What is your biggest fear in life?
A: Not growing any taller.
Q: Why do you not like Maths?
A: It's a love-hate relationship. I hate loving it.
Q: Does that apply for Chinese too?
A: It would, but we got Ng Teck Seng... Woot.
Q: This is wasting my time
A: That's not really a question...
Q: Are you trying to keep us stuck here by speaking absolute rubbish?
A: Well, techniacally, if you consider it from all angles, all points of views and using good thinking skills.... Yes?
Q: Will you have more of these uhh.. FAQs?
A: If I get any Questions which are Frequently Asked, I don't see why not.
Q: What closing statement will you have today?
A: Goodbye Mr Anderson.
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