Nocturnal a.k.a In need of facial

I never understood the concepts of having cucumbers on your eyes. Cucumbers affect the stomach bad enough, and now people want it on their eyes. They should make like. papaya and cucumber machines of mass destruction. They better have a cure for diarrhoea by then, or at least have more toilets.
Back on the topic of sleep, or lack of it, I propose for more coffee. I mean... websites like these thrive on lack of sleep. Where else can you get the deranged banter of someone other than a blog at 11 pm? Me? Well, that's an exception. Just insert a 10c coin and you get instant mindless-banter.
Cheers.